Democratic Pakistan

If an ordinary Pakistani has 2 cows, the ruling party will steal one, selling out it to Afghan smugglers,
deposit the money in a Swiss account & blame the establishment & the Taliban.
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Urdu news channels will report 100 cows & 200 horses went missing, & clown anchor persons, ghost columnists & fake progressive analysts will blame the agencies.
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The NGOs will held conferences at 5 star hotels in Karachi, Islamabad, Lahore discussing how THE POOR FARMERS could afford 2 cows. The events will be reported only in local & foriegn English newspapers.
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Chief justice will deliver a hot speech at Quetta Bar Council.
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Mullas of all firqas unanimously will issue a fatwa decreeing that keeping 2 cows is against Islam.
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Imran Khan, Edhi, MQM, Jamat-e-Islami, & Banned sectarian groups will force the helpless owner to donate the cows to their WELFARE organizations. (A thought provoking text message from my friend Ali Hashmi, Lahore, Pakistan)