Sunday, August 22, 2010

AIK SHOHDA JAHAAÑ MEIN KAM HO GA

اختر الایمان کی نظم "تادیب"
دوسروں کو سدھارنے مت جاؤ
اپنی اصلاح پر نظر رکهو
لوگ کیا کر رہے ہیں چھوڑو انھیں
اپنے افعال کی خبر رکهو
سرزنش اپنی خوب کرتے رہو
ایک شہدا جہاں میں کم ہو گا!

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Battle of Two Wolves

One evening an old man told his son about a battle that goes on inside every person. He said: "Son,the battle is between two wolves inside all of us.
One is EVIL-it is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, guilt, lies & ego.
The other wolf is GOOD- it is joy, peace, love, serenity, humility, kindness, faith, compassion, truth & hope."
The son asked his father: "Which wolf wins?"
The old man replied,
"The One U Feed."

Friday, August 6, 2010

Democratic Pakistan

If an ordinary Pakistani has 2 cows, the ruling party will steal one, selling out it to Afghan smugglers,
deposit the money in a Swiss account & blame the establishment & the Taliban.
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Urdu news channels will report 100 cows & 200 horses went missing, & clown anchor persons, ghost columnists & fake progressive analysts will blame the agencies.
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The NGOs will held conferences at 5 star hotels in Karachi, Islamabad, Lahore discussing how THE POOR FARMERS could afford 2 cows. The events will be reported only in local & foriegn English newspapers.
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Chief justice will deliver a hot speech at Quetta Bar Council.
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Mullas of all firqas unanimously will issue a fatwa decreeing that keeping 2 cows is against Islam.
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Imran Khan, Edhi, MQM, Jamat-e-Islami, & Banned sectarian groups will force the helpless owner to donate the cows to their WELFARE organizations. (A thought provoking text message from my friend Ali Hashmi, Lahore, Pakistan)